To every young man who can't pass
From every lipstick lezzie-lass
From every drag queen's high-heel stagger
To every bulldagger swagger

Do the Bulldagger
Bulldagger swagger
Do the Bulldagger
Bulldagger swagger
Do the bulldagger
Bulldagger swagger - yeah

I went to charm school I got a degree
And full-fleshed feminenergy
You know that I ain't trying to be a man
I'm just being who I am
And that's a very very very butch lesbian

(refrain)

I went to the lady's room I had to pee
Wow was everybody staring at me
A little girl giggled, a lady gazed
One woman nearly had a heartattack

(refrain)

(repeat 1st)

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